Your Programming Language Sucks If

My checklist for what constitutes a bad programming language. A tongue-in-cheek look at what I need in a language to be productive, safe, and correct.

Your Programming Sucks If…

  1. Go… Sigh.. [return]
  2. How is Python so popular? [return]
  3. If you can’t name all the undefined behaviors of C, do you really know it? [return]