A walking skin bag of dumb thoughts and lame observations. Some examples.
I'm going to start using the excuse: "sorry I'm a nihilist" to get out of events I don't want to attend: birthdays, work, funerals, etc.
— Adam Flott (@adamflott) March 2, 2017
Bidet is French for "awkward drinking fountain"
— Adam Flott (@adamflott) March 9, 2017
#if #you #do #this #you #probably #have #a #its #five #oclock #somewhere #knickknack #in #your #house #. #and #i #find #you #very #annoying
— Adam Flott (@adamflott) March 11, 2017